January 22, 2004

I Have Lost My Compass

Posted by nerdling | January 22, 2004 05:02 PM

Ben and J-Lo have broken up! Now what will I do? What will be on the news? How will I know what horrible movies I should see? Whose lives will I discuss at the office? What will I have to motivate me if I can't dissect the lives of the ultimate celebrity couple every single day? This is truly a sad day for me(dia), but there is one final question yet to be resolved: will she give back that enormous, gaudy hunk of mineral that is her engagement ring?

To cheer myself up, I've been staring at a computer screen. It might make you dizzy but it's just really fucking cool: Akiyoshi's Illusion Pages. Who thought peripheral vision could be so interesting?

Further, in real news, PM Ariel Sharon has been implicated in a bribery scandal and may be forced to step down from his position as Israel's premier. I'm not going to pretend this makes me sad; I only hope that if he is indicted for illegal acts that perhaps the new leader will be better able to put an end to the violence between Israel and Palestine.

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