April 29, 2004
The Festival of St. Malingerer
Posted by nerdling | April 29, 2004 02:19 PM
I don't know how many of you actually visit the interesting and/or amusing links I so carefully insert under the Detours menu to the right, but if you haven't visited 5ives.com yet you damn well should.
For an example of the brilliant wit therein, please see the following:
Five excuses to get you out of work today
1. You ate almost a quart of bad paella and have violent squirts
2. You accidentally fell on a set of bicycle handlebars in the shower and will need a day to get them dislodged
3. New Roman Catholic holiday: “The Festival of St. Malingerer”
4. Your beloved burro, Henrietta, has died from the cancer
5. You’re drunk on Jesus and don’t care who knows it
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