May 04, 2004
The Other Statue
Posted by nerdling | May 4, 2004 11:52 AM
In case you needed more proof, organized religion rules. Finally, the convergence of sexually liberated American culture and strict Christian procreative sexuality have culminated in the ultimate setback for women's liberation: hymenoplasty. That's right girls; you can have your hymen surgically reattached so that you never have to own up to your own sexuality—your body can exist solely for the pleasure and possession of men. It erases everything but the asshole you actually lost your virginity to!
What is the sales pitch for this?
"Are you a slut who actually likes sex? Get your hymen reattached and have sex hurt like it's supposed to!"
Or maybe:
"Were you active as a young girl, tearing your hymen doing a split? Well, don't fear, you can be a virgin again!"
This is fucking stupid beyond belief. Can't you hurry up and take over the world, Marleigh?
Posted by: Jim at May 4, 2004 12:14 PM
