May 14, 2004
We Will Walk You
Posted by nerdling | May 14, 2004 02:41 PM
Imagine a world where a glass of water is anthropomorphic. It takes on the shape of a boyish figure that vaguely resembles a blue Kokopelli, strutting purposefully through sponges and jails, sliding (frozen) down Christmas trees and putting out fires, having little water babies with a female water creature that looks disturbingly like the creature from Predator—all set to the melodious sounds of a child singing Queen's "We Will Rock You."
A bad acid trip, you're probably thinking. But you're wrong! Instead, it's a new ad for Evian.
Walking children made of water are definitely strange, but for this there are no words. Color me baffled.
things to do today-
-take out trash
-find a cave to live in
-put laundry away
-shake head in digust at humanity
-projectile vomit over the new creepy evian ad.
when will humanity stop making itself so easy to mock. i don't even want to expend the effort for a groan. this is why i hardly watch tv.
Posted by: nikilicious at May 17, 2004 12:28 PM
